
I had some not so good news today regarding the death of a friend. As I processed, mumbled and rumbled before the Lord, an odd thing occurred. The Lord seemed to say: "Write some haikus...you seem to find yourself pretty amusing." (In case you have forgotten 7th grade English - the haiku is a pithy form of Japanese poetry that consists of three lines of five, seven and five syllables respectively). I did a spiritual double-take. How odd. Was that really the Lord? I couldn't escape the thought. I remembered how my buddies and I in Junior High would write some rather ribald haikus about teachers, coaches, school lunches and other stuff. It was addictive. I decided to act upon this impression. The experience was goofy, sophomoric, mildly challenging and distracting. But most of all, it was child-like. I was thinking about how I used to do that sort of thing with my own kids when they were small and in some kind of funk or hysterics. I would simply re-direct their attention and their energies to something different. It was often a successful ploy. As I learn more about the Father heart of God, I find myself surprised time and again at the familiarity of some of His ways with me. He fathers me not unlike how I fathered my own children. In the book of Proverbs there are two verses pretty close together that say this: "A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit." (15:13); and, "All the days of the oppressed are wretched, but the cheerful heart has a continual feast." (15:15) For God to distract my mind and my heart with a harmless return to a good memory was a gift. Joy and peace are the default settings of the believer’s heart no matter the circumstance.
Enjoy – and kindly forgive - the hideous poetry that follows. If you visited this post for depth of theological insight, please consider reading previous efforts. This one is just for fun. Feel free to count the syllables. Actually, you probably will not be able to help yourself in that regard. It is a bit maddening, that. For best effect, read slowly and out-loud - pausing briefly after each line. Here we go...
Moles
Moles beneath the ground
A tortured ride on mower
Bumpy on rumpy
A Suspicious Accusation
My wife says I snore
More and more and more I snore
But offers no proof
Physics & The Answer To A Mysteriously Messy Garage
Second law affirmed
Thermodynamics is true
Witness my garage
An Ode To Joe (a balding and graying friend)
The hair not turned gray
Is quietly turning loose
Follicle traitors
Election Year (2008)
Elephant trumpets
He and she donkeys braying
Oratory gas
My Money-Making Scheme
Credit card offers
Submitted at one sitting
Charge each to the max
Moe
An ugly dog he
A smelly & toothless mutt
Our much beloved Pug
A Cat Massage
Declawed cat purring
Massaging contentedly
My willing tummy
A False Accusation
Poisonous air
The man blames the dog again
The wife rolls her eyes
My Back Itches
Back that needs scratching
A begging look at wife’s nails
When will need meet nail?
Bad Breath Conversation Between Dudes
Give me some space dude
Something has died on your tongue
See my nose flaring?
An Apparition In The Mirror During My Morning Shave
New lines line my face
A long gaze in the mirror
I shave my grandpa
Enjoy – and kindly forgive - the hideous poetry that follows. If you visited this post for depth of theological insight, please consider reading previous efforts. This one is just for fun. Feel free to count the syllables. Actually, you probably will not be able to help yourself in that regard. It is a bit maddening, that. For best effect, read slowly and out-loud - pausing briefly after each line. Here we go...
Moles
Moles beneath the ground
A tortured ride on mower
Bumpy on rumpy
A Suspicious Accusation
My wife says I snore
More and more and more I snore
But offers no proof
Physics & The Answer To A Mysteriously Messy Garage
Second law affirmed
Thermodynamics is true
Witness my garage
An Ode To Joe (a balding and graying friend)
The hair not turned gray
Is quietly turning loose
Follicle traitors
Election Year (2008)
Elephant trumpets
He and she donkeys braying
Oratory gas
My Money-Making Scheme
Credit card offers
Submitted at one sitting
Charge each to the max
Moe
An ugly dog he
A smelly & toothless mutt
Our much beloved Pug
A Cat Massage
Declawed cat purring
Massaging contentedly
My willing tummy
A False Accusation
Poisonous air
The man blames the dog again
The wife rolls her eyes
My Back Itches
Back that needs scratching
A begging look at wife’s nails
When will need meet nail?
Bad Breath Conversation Between Dudes
Give me some space dude
Something has died on your tongue
See my nose flaring?
An Apparition In The Mirror During My Morning Shave
New lines line my face
A long gaze in the mirror
I shave my grandpa